"Thomas Edison’s last words were ‘It’s very beautiful over there’. I don’t know where there is, but I believe it’s somewhere, and I hope it’s beautiful."
John GreenLooking for Alaska (via feellng)

1,851 notes / July 22, 2014


why is this porn on my dash?!

"Yes hello, I’d like to make a de-paws-it."
"That’s funny."
"My finances are not a fucking game, Jessica."



If you can’t handle me randomly blurting out song lyrics that relate to what you just said, we can’t be friends

why can’t we be friends why can’t we be frieeeendds

155,930 notes / July 22, 2014



This deadass the funniest tweet ever.

oh my god


[says goodnight]

[reblogs 200 more posts]

122,989 notes / July 22, 2014



omg ok so i was at my locker and i overheard a guy talking about how some other guy kept making eye contact with him and the guy was like “i think he’s gay, that’s so fuckin weird” and a girl who was getting her stuff beside the guy was like “yea that’s very weird considering you’re ugly as fuck” and she walked away like a bad bitch and everyone’s hands went over their mouths and it was the greatest experience ever


343,735 notes / July 22, 2014